Out of My Way!

Last week I was driving home from campus after a long day of GTA duties and class. Immediately after exiting the parking lot, I encountered about 6 deviants on skateboards in the middle of the road. Normally, when someone in the middle of the road sees a car coming, the intelligent thing to do is to quickly move out of the way so they aren't flattened like a pancake.

Not so much with these geniuses.

Instead of clearing a path, they all jumped on their boards and proceeded to roll with me down the hill, cutting back and forth in front of my car when it was convenient for them. This continued all the way to the stop sign at the end of the street. When I finally got to the intersection, I thought I was free of the little brats.

But it didn't end there.

As I turned right, so did they. Then they proceeded to randomly fly back and forth across the road, cutting off me and everyone else at their leisure. I blared my horn at them and revved my engine threateningly, but even that didn't deter the little delinquents. Finally I got through their self-imposed death trap and made it home, but the people behind me were left to deal with the boarders skating all over the road like they owned the place.

If I ever see those fuckers again, they had better fear for their worthless lives.

STAY THE FUCK OFF OF THE ROAD.