Things I hate:
Background Music
It's too loud and it starts automatically. For a FireFox user like myself who may have more than one tab opened, this can be very annoying and in some cases scary.
Overly Customizable Profiles
Sure, change the font, some colors and maybe throw in a background image, but it is fucking ridiculous the color schemes and type faces some people use. Here's a hint: black text on a black background isn't easy to read. Neither is lime green text on a pink or yellow background.
P.S. Whoever came up with the brilliant idea for those goddamn sparkly gif images can choke on their own feces.
Profile Viewing By Anyone
I get random adds from some of the weirdest people. If I have any strong common interests with the person or feel that I can have intellectual discourse with the person, then I may consider adding them back. But when I get messages like "Hey. I think you are cute. Add me back?" This isn't a problem except that it's always from ugly fatties. Here's one I got today:
Bulletins
- OMG Don't by gas tomorrow!! (Not a viable protest plan. You get an F for effort.)
- 450 Questions (I've been bored before, but some people make these things a habit.)
- New blog post (Don't care. If I wanted to read about your day, I would have subscribed to your blog.)
- New pictures (No one cares you conceited cunt.)
Then there are the ones with deceiving titles that always compel you to open them, only to realize that it's more of the same old horseshit. - Repost this and when you click post something cool will happen on your screen! I didn't believe it, but it worked! (If you clicked send and it worked, how were you able to tell us about it? Also, does no one have enough "common" sense about the internet to realize that this shit doesn't work. It hasn't since this shit cropped up in the late 90s.)
- If you love Jesus Christ, my personal lord and Savior, then repost this as "I love Jesus <3". Then watch your bulletins to see which of your friends aren't afraid to show their love for HIM. (There should be one more line that says 'Then judge them based on whether they repost it or not.' because that is really the intention.)
- For every person who reposts this bulletin, Microsoft and ExxonMobil will give $.01 to the American Society of Retarded Children of America Association. I don't know how this works, BUT IT DOES!!! (Stupid, stupid dumbasses.)
- Tom said the bills are getting too high and he wants to know who really uses this site, so if you don't repost this with the title "Tom is the man!" then your myspace will be deleted permanently! No joke! (Migraine....)
Just to top things off, I'm going to post a link to this as a bulletin on MySpace in hopes that some of these uneducated cretins will read this and realize that
[edit]: Response from Tits McFatfuck
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You know, I never even got to see your bulletin listed in my bulletin box because it had already filled up with the same shit you were just complaining about. And I bet if I clicked "see all bulletins" I would have to scroll through about 15 more posts before I found it.
Other things that are stupid about MySpace:
1) When one person post about 15 bulletins in a row.
2) When someone you don't know adds you as a friend and doesn't bother to send a message.
3) Profiles that have so much shit on them you have to scroll for about 8 years to get to the bottom. Likewise, profiles that extend sideways off of the screen.
4) People whose profiles include that stupid quiz of "1,500 things about me that you don't give a shit about."
5) People who comment you or message you just so you will read their latest bulletin.
6) Tom (who incidentally was voted to be one of the world's top 100 most unsexy people)
wow. you both just motivated me to never, ever open a myspace account. i think i'll stick with facebook and poking people i know and like.
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