In it's renovation efforts, my apartment complex, The Reserve, has installed a putting green.
About 10 feet from College Street. What a great location!
Part of the motivation for the putting green was to give an outlet to the people who were hitting golf balls in the parking lot. Well not to worry golf fans, now you can hit those balls right into busy traffic! And while you are enjoying this relaxing activity, you can be serenaded by the roaring sound of engines as cars whiz by at 60 mph.
How splendid!
The awesomeness of this new addition to the property can be summed up by this incredible client testimonial overheard one day on the Tiger Transit.
Dude 1: Have you ever used that putting green?
Dude 2: No, it's way too close to the road. What were they thinking?
If you're like me and you've never seen anyone use it ever, don't let that deter you. Just pick up a copy of today's Plainsman and look at the Reserve ad on the back of the front section. There you will see two Reserve employees as they pretend to be enjoying themselves on the putting green. Their fake cheesy smiling faces say it all: "This putting green sucks!"
Thank you, Reserve!
Dumbasses.
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There's something comforting in the fact that no matter who runs that apartment complex, they will always run it poorly. Some things never change!
And hotel keys? WTF!
WOW! How in the hell did I ever pass that "types the letters you see below to post" shit. Ok, so Megsn, you know I'm drunk, you know because you're door in now very colordul. I while I do love the colors, I sincerelay apologize for my tardinesss. not tardomess. that\s high school. Anyway, I apologize for my drunkiness in the defacement / befoulment of your door. I And I do promise to clean it up tomorrow! But my point is..................................................................I locked myself out tonight. It was 3:00 a,m, when i came home and I didn't want to wake you in the middle of the night...lnce again. Gpd damn it@ Whjat\s with these hotel keys. I\ve already broken 1 in rhw door. Yo uknow I had a point when I staerted this, and I slowly forgot what it was. Sorry@ And I'm reallt sorry for what I did to your door! I promose to clean it tomorrow!
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